Monday, August 21, 2006

Washington House Redux

These are musings from the past weekend – if you are looking for more stories of murder and gore from my past, skip this post.

In spite of the recent ratings slippage noted by our tough streetwise and tattooed pastor, I am still a big fan of my alma mater. The swallows returned to Capistrano this weekend, and in houses, apartments and dorm rooms all over my neighborhood the post-summer dramas ran like Shakespeare in Ashland. Are they still together? Did you see her ring? She is so not getting the bigger bedroom. He/she put on/lost weight over the summer.

Echoes of Washington House 1976-1977 rattled around in my brain as I gave of my plumbing gifts to a group of young men. In so many ways they are just like we were. But they do have more stuff – lots more stuff. The cars are generally nicer (although none I’ve seen are as cool as the Z cars of that Washington House). Where we had stereo gear they have multimedia set-ups that rival a Best Buy showroom. And clothes – these guys have more clothes than girls should. I hope they are able to find jobs that will support the lifestyle they now enjoy.

Not all of these guys are so materially endowed. Two in particular I have come to know over the past couple of years. One of them, John, is paying 100% of his way through school. That is something I did not have to do, but having one of my own in college gives me the perspective to really respect this kid. He and some buddies found a house to rent on – you guessed it – Washington Street. I considered regaling them with the escapades of Washington House 1976, but realized they do not have the depth yet to truly appreciate those tales. They live in the here and now. In 29 years they will look back.

Washington House 2006 is a dump; slated for demolition at the end of the school year, this place appears not to have been cleaned or maintained since Charles took over the presidency from his father. The lone bathroom was moldy, gross and water damaged. So I spent the day replacing leaky pipes and fittings and supervising the installation of a new vinyl floor. Tonight I will reseat the toilet and hook up the new pedestal sink. All told I am out of pocket a little over $200 - my gift and one that I am happy to give.

As in any multi-person living arrangement there are those who do most of the work and those who do the bare minimum. And, for the most part, their girlfriends are good matches – the hard working boys have hard working girls and the do-little boys have do-little girls. I think the girls are generally better looking now than they were back then. This is probably due to the fact that I look at them with a father’s charitable eye that can appreciate what they will eventually grow into. They are all, male and female, pretty clueless - how can you not be at that age?

A few parents stopped by – I think they did not know what to make of the sweaty, balding, overweight, middle-aged plumber who was unrelated to any of the house’s inhabitants. One mom, someone you know, asked me in her most confrontational voice if I was the owner. I think she wanted someone to sue. Not that I blame her, I would turn the landlord over to the city but that would only mean that these guys would lose their cheap place to live.

About midnight the love of my life called to tell me that I was too old to keep college student hours and to remind me that my day job was only seven hours away. John and I, with the scent and patina unique to disgusting bathrooms, climbed into my car for the short ride home. I am looking forward to this evening.

Yak, yb, C, Reeser, Noswad & Toad - thanks for the great memories.

10 comments:

Yakimaniac said...

Excuse me. Whadda mean the "girls are better looking than they were back then?"

Mrs. Yak

Yakimaniac said...

Thank you for this wonderful post.

You’ll be happy to know that a mere mile or so to the east of campus there are four seniors who are, at this very moment, setting up house. Chief among their duties before classes begin on Wednesday is hooking up their 35 inch big screen TV. I’m not sure how their toilet is functioning but I will be sure to give then the name and number of the “sweaty, balding, overweight, middle-aged plumber who [is] unrelated to any of the house’s inhabitants.”

Yakimaniac said...

Seriously Oggie - they need help. The YS of the Yak slept on a partially inflated air mattress last night which was totally flat by 2am. They have electronics gadgets comin outta their ears, but totally lack beds, desks, dressers, chairs, and lamps. All in due time I suppose. Now that we know your generous services are available to struggling students, your phone should start ringing off the hook. We'll let them know that as soon as the YB of the SC rolls into town today with his YS, you'll both be right over to provide "fatherly" assistance.

Mrs. Yak

Shiloh Guy said...

Dear Og,

"The scent and patina unique to disgusting bathrooms." How far you have come from those lusty pheromones from your earlier posting! Or do you think they may really be the same thing? Did anyone hit on you guys on the way home?

I remember Washington House '76-'77. I envied the good times you guys had there while I was in my apartment on Gunderson in Carol Stream right behind the Pizza Hut. I have memories of that place too that I haven't been able to forget!

The girls may be cuter these days but we went to school with WOMEN!

OG said...

If the boys cruise the streets of town next Saturday and Sunday they will find many treasures in the furniture department. Yesterday we picked up a very nice recliner for Washington House. Knowing that the swallows are returning, people put out their unwanted items hoping that someone will obligingly cart them off. If the item is not gone by Monday morning, you put a $2.02 red refuse sticker on it and the garbageman takes it away. It is a really great system. I got rid of 8 old lawn chairs yesterday and I am putting an electric range out next weekend. $2.02 and bob's your uncle!

Yakimaniac said...

Thank you dear Oggie for checking in on the boys today with the YB of the SC and his YS. They of course proved me wrong by going out & buying a house full of furniture today I understand.

Did you find any contreband, scantily clad women or other "Community Covenant" breaking objects that we should be aware of while on the premises?

Mrs. Yak

Anonymous said...

I'll take that last question: The answer is "no", although I spotted many places where such things could be hidden, including wayward and wanton women. I'm quite certain that our student will be keeping his eye on the situation. Now, isn't that a turn of events from the past few years!!

OG said...

It was my great pleasure to check in on the ys of the yak. I concur with yb’s assessment that there are plenty of places in the house where illicit contraband could be hidden and, on our brief tour, a hand was waved in the direction of a partially finished basement but the weapons inspectors were not permitted access.

From all outward appearances he is a fine young man. Of course, the same could have been said of the yak,sr. back in the day.

Anonymous said...

Now that you've removed the squiggly letters that keep you from getting electronically spammed we're going to get some REALLY interesting comments here! You think that last commentor really thinks your blog is nice? Maybe he meant to leave his advertisement for the SC to make money from home?

OG said...

You are probably correct, GV, and if deleting those unwanted spam-like postings becomes too time consuming I will reactivate the squiggly lines.

Of course, if they offered to pay me for posting on my blog I would have to give it serious consideration. We all have our price.